Rules :
a) Only mark one :[ ]: per question with an X
b) write down the scenetences behind the = after each other, and you'll reccieve a most interesting story about yourself in the Who-verse
c ) Have fun!

What gender are you?
:[x]: Female = A bored Human
:[ ]: Fangirl = A horny Human
:[ ]: Male = A disgrunted Time Lord
:[ ]: Both = A horny Weevil
:[ ]: None = A gay Dalek
:[ ]: WTF? = A retarded immortal Guy

What colour of shirt are you wearing?
:[ ]: Black = drinking root beer
:[ ]: Brown = dancing naked
:[ ]: Violet = setting things on fire
:[ ]: Blue = eating chicken Curry
:[ ]: Purple = watching Torchwood
:[x]: Red = listening to the Scissor Sisters
:[ ]: Orange= shooting at people
:[ ]: Yellow = aimlessly roaming around
:[ ]: Pink = hiding
:[ ]: Green = licking screens
:[ ]: White = sitting on the toilet

How old are you?
:[ ]: 0-12 = in yo momma's arms!
:[ ]: 13 = In a misty forrest
:[ ]: 14 = at home
:[ ]: 15 = in the Hub's corpse chamber
:[ ]: 16 = on the Hub's sofa
:[ ]: 17 = aboard the TARDIS
:[ ]: 18 = totally lost
:[ ]: 19 = in Cardiff
:[ ]: 20 = In your worst enemie's arms
:[x]: 20-25 = at Davros' tea party
:[ ]: 25-35 = in Bessie on a country road
:[ ]: More than 35 = in a bush

Where are you from?
:[ ]: Africa = confused babbling
:[ ]: Asia = drunken singing
:[x]: America = horny whispering
:[ ]: Australia = screaming headbanging
:[ ]: Europe = burping out loud

What month where you born?
:[ ]: Jan = the '"friendly Dalek song"
:[ ]: Feb = the ode to Clom
:[ ]: Mar = the "I've got a Glass of Dirt" song
:[x]: Apr = Judoon-swears
:[ ]: May = a Gallifreyan nursery rhyme
:[ ]: Jun = the Welsh national anthem
:[ ]: Jul = the TARDIS-navigation-manual
:[ ]: Aug = a horny poem about a naked David Tennant
:[ ]: Sep = a horny poem about a naked John Barrowman
:[ ]: Oct = "Halt, sonst werden wir Sie exterminieren!"
:[ ]: Nov = the name of every inhabitant of ancient Pompeji
:[ ]: Dec = random TW1 members who got killed by Cybermen (Or Daleks)

What's your hair Colour?
:[ ] : Black = for strange reasons,
:[x]: Brown = for no particular reason,
:[ ]: Blonde = because the mental voices ordered it,
:[ ]: Grey = for it was worth the money,
:[ ]: White = for no reason at all,
:[ ]: Red = because it's fuuuuuuuuuuun,
:[ ]: Other = for it was simply epic,

What day is it today?
:[ ]: Mon = which resulted in
:[ ]: Tue = what made the high council react with
:[x]: Wed = and the reward was
:[ ]: Thu = the punishment for this was
:[ ]: Fri = which accaused
:[ ]: Sat = until you reccieved
:[ ]: Sun = and brought you

What is you eye colour?
:[ ]: Black = a free trip to a small town of cannibals
:[x]: Green = life as a companion
:[ ]: Brown = a chance to suck Dalek Sec's tentacles
:[ ]: Blue = a grave in the tomb of Rassilon
:[ ]: Green-Brown = a hot encounter with professor Lazarus
:[ ]: Green-Blue = becoming the Master's sex toy
:[ ]: Green-Yellow = a job at Torchwood 3...
:[ ]: Grey = sex with Pete Tyler

What was the last thing you ate?
:[ ]: Pizza = for free,
:[ ]: Sandwich = in chains,
:[ ]: Meat = for several hours,
:[x]: Candy = until earth gets stolen,
:[ ]: Chocolate = in a lovely summer night,
:[ ]: Ice = during a random attack on earth,
:[ ]: Chinese = kneeling on the floor,
:[ ]: Chips = listeing to the sound of drums,
:[ ]: Soup = looking at random shoes,

What colour are your pants / is your skirt or whatever you're wearing to keep your ass warm?
:[ ]: Black = with best wishes from
:[ ]: Grey = getting hugged by
:[ ]: Brown = having nightmares of
:[x]: Blue = being sonic-screwed by
:[ ]: White = reccieving special thanks of
:[ ]: Beige = thinking only about
:[ ]: Red = having wet dreams of
:[ ]: Yelow = shaking the hand of
:[ ]: Green = getting cookies from


What day of the month were you born?
:[ ]: 1 = Martha Jones
:[ ]: 2 = Gwen Cooper
:[ ]: 3 = The Kandyman
:[ ]: 4 = Ian
:[ ]: 5 = Staal
:[ ]: 6 = K-9
:[ ]: 7 = Dalek Caan
:[ ]: 8 = A random Toclafane
:[ ]: 9 = A meaoooowing bunch of cat people
:[ ]: 10 = Davros
:[ ]: 11 = Nasty fairies
:[ ]: 12 = The Cyberleader
:[ ]: 13 = Adric
:[ ]: 14 = Sarah Jane Smith
:[ ]: 15 = Ianto Jones
:[ ]: 16 = Ace
:[ ]: 17 = Mickey Smith
:[ ]: 18 = The Master
:[ ]: 19 = The Doctor himself
:[ ]: 20 = Rose Tyler
:[ ]: 21 = Owen Harper
:[ ]: 22 = Some guy delivering Jubilee Pizza
:[ ]: 23 = The Rani
:[x]: 24 = Nyssa
:[ ]: 25 = Donna Noble
:[ ]: 26 = Toshiko Sato
:[ ]: 27 = Jackie Tyler
:[ ]: 28 = Jack Harkness
:[ ]: 29 = Blon
:[ ]: 30 = Romana
:[ ]: 31 = Squeaking Fat


A bored Human listening to the Scissor Sisters at Davros' tea party horny whispering Judoon-swears for no particular reason, and the reward was life as a companion until earth gets stolen, being sonic-screwed by Nyssa.


just yikes......